Here's a little clarification of corporate lingo. Beware of these terms when interviewing.

"COMPETITIVE SALARY:" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:" We have no time to train you you'll have to introduce yourself to your coworkers.

"NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED LEADER:" Inc. Magazine wrote us up a few years ago, but we haven't done anything innovative since.

"IMMEDIATE OPENING:" The person who used to have this job gave notice a month ago. We're just now running the ad.

"SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER:" We're not going to supply you with leads there's no base salary you'll wait 30 days for your first commission check.

"SELF-MOTIVATED:" Management won't answer questions.

"WE OFFER GREAT BENEFITS:" After 90 days, you can join our HMO, which has a $500 deductible and a $25 co-pay.

"PENSION/RETIREMENT BENEFITS:" After 3 years, we'll allow you to fund your own 401(k) and, if you behave, we'll give you a 5 percent matching contribution. ”
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How to protect yourself from scams

1. Remember the Golden rule - If it sounds too good to be true it's probably a lie!
2. Always get a prospectus or product disclosure statement (PDS)
3. Deal only with licensed advisory businesses
4.Learn to love your paperwork
5. Don't get involved in anything illegal
6. Check tax claims made by scheme promoters

Warnings about scams

Schemes and scams sleazy marketing & sloppy dealings
Illegal managed investment schemes - among Australia's worst investments
Investment scams using religion
Old scams in new clothing: phoney promissory notes
10% per month (120% per year) - where do you get it?
Be careful of 'get rich quick' investment seminars
Our list of unlicensed overseas cold callers - hang up on these known unlicensed overseas salespeople who are phoning Australians
Investing on the advice of friends - a warning!
Investing for high returns - watch out!
Getting advice on the internet
Buying and selling shares using computer share trading software
Scams targeting special groups:
club, church or workplace (affinity fraud) | rural residents | non-English speaking communities | Aboriginal communities
International bond schemes
Free share offers on the internet
'Nigerian' schemes - although "Nigerian" is the name given to it, this scam is international
Ponzi schemes
Pyramid schemes

Interactive tax Software

Illegal managed investment


Official Market Forcast

Sales and income figures show an easing up of the rate at which business is easing off. This can be taken as ample proof of the government's contention that there's a slowing-up of the slow-down. Now to clarify that, it should be noted that the slowing-up of the slow-down is not as good as an upturn in the down-turn. Also, it suggests that the climate's about right for an adjustment of the readjustment to rate structures.
Now, turning specifically to rates. We find a very definite decrease in the rate of increase. This clearly shows there should be a letting up of the letdown.
Of course, if the slow-down should speed up, the decrease in the rate of increase of rates would turn into an increase in the rate of decrease.

And finally, the inflation of the resultant recession would turn the recession into a depression while deflation in the rate of inflation would give the impression of a recession of the depression.

This report is covered by copywrong.

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